I was supposed to fly to Beijing last November 5th, I was already at the airport about to check-in when lo and behold, I was required to get an Exit Clearance from POEA (Philippine Overseas Employment Administration). Imagine me lugging a duffel bag on one hand, small backpack on the front and a 60L backpack on my back, which by the way, is just 17+ kilos together with the duffel bag, exiting the airport.
So to my frustration, I went straight to POEA from the airport (and paid 220Php and lugging my damned backapacks) to have my papers processed, thinking I would be able to leave the next day.
And guess how many times I've been going back and forth from Makati to POEA? 3 times, 3 fucking times!! And I'm still going back tomorrow.
1st time (from airport) Nov 5, Thursday:
At first, I waited in line at Balik Manggagawa (Return Worker) section in hopes of having a faster process. But the lady at counter 4 found out that it was my first time, so I was sent to 2nd Floor Name Hire Section.
I took a number (47) and started waiting at 0830. My number was finally called at around 1400!!!! MY FUCKING WHITE EYEBALLS!!
So the lady evaluated my papers (visa, passport, work permit, contract in Chinese) and told me that she needed the contract in English.
So I asked my sister to search for a Chinese-English documents translator on the internet. She found one Jennevie Lo Shih, so I called her up and asked if she could translate for me. To make the story short, yes she did, and I paid Php 5,500.00 for the 13-page contract translation, it was done within 3 days.
2nd time Nov 10, Tuesday:
I sent the translated contract to my employer via email on Nov 9, Monday. And I received the English contract thru DHL on a hot Tuesday morning. I immediately went to POEA thinking maybe I can finish all papers within the day.
I took another number (97) and waited from 1145 until my name was called at 1400 (Not bad for waiting time).
The lady looked at my papers and then signed some new papers and attached it to my folder and instructed me to schedule a PDOS (Pre-Departure Orientation Seminar) for tomorrow (!!!) plus have another medical checkup, since the checkup I had in Beijing was already 3 months past (even though it was good for 6 months).
Schedules for PDOS bound for Asia are scheduled at 1300. Bound for Middle East, USA and Canada are scheduled in the morning. Great, I had to go back again!
Since I had plenty of time, I went to Robinsons Galleria (mall) to have my physical checkup at Biomedix. Good lord, was I in for a fucking surprise.
Medical checkup (for China) was Php 1,050.00, then when I was doing the dental exam, the dentist told me that the pasta I had was already old and I needed to have it replaced. She suggested I contact my dentist (who is in the province) and have it fixed. I asked if I can have my pasta done right here, she said yes, so she quoted me with Php 2,200.00 plus free cleaning. Actually, I haggled with the dentist, I told her I’d just pay her Php 2,200 without doing the pasta shizzle and just sign a clearance for me; she didn’t budge. So within an hour, I had 4 new pastas and a cleaner mouth.
Other medical checkup includes (this is just Phase I medical checkup, there are other Phase II checkups that are required by POEA, probably bound to other countries such as Europe or USA):
X-Ray
Urine and Stool Sampling
ECG
Blood Sampling
Physical Checkup
Psychoanalysis
Since I can’t provide the clinic with my stool sample, I had to go back the next day (!!!) and submit my shit. Plus I needed to pick up my X-Ray reading results anyway.
I went home with a hugeass headache. The weather was fucking hot and I was sweaty.
3rd time Nov 11, Wednesday:
I went back the clinic around 10 am to submit my stool and finish the rest of the checkup.
One interesting incident was the physical checkup.
The doctor (lady) asked the usual questions, then asked me to take off my shirt and bra, loosen my pants and my knickers and let it drop to my ankles, then she asked me to bend over, grab my ass cheeks, and pry them open to show my asshole. Hahaha fuck, I felt violated. But she didn’t touch me or anything, she just looked.
Another stupidity, when it was 1200, I realized I didn’t bring my PDOS sign-up sheet! I had to go home by MRT and it took me 30+ minutes! I just took the taxi to go back to POEA with 10 minutes to spare. I was sooooo sweaty and irritated because it was really fucking hot and humid!!! Plus I was wearing jeans!
About the PDOS seminar – basically the lady just read out loud the Microsoft PowerPoint they prepared a long time ago. The presentation included all the rules and regulations before you depart, at the airport and as you arrive in your host country. It took more than an hour for this seminar to finish. And they gave us booklets titled The OFW Guidebook. This seminar is important since they give you a certificate (that you attended PDOS; valid for 5 years) which is needed by the evaluator.
Another thing, the evaluator gave me a Compliance Letter that I scan or fax to my employer, so they can sign and stamp it (with the signature same as the signature found on the contract), then re-fax or re-scan and email it back to the employee (me). I am still waiting for this part, since the guy who signed my Compliance Letter wasn’t around today to sign it. If he had signed it today, I would have already finished all my requirements!! But noooo, I am going back tomorrow!! YEY!!! (insert sarcasm here).
From what I understand, the last steps would be, submit all requirements (medical, Compliance Letter, contract, copy of visa and passport, copy of work permit), pay the Cashier POEA Processing Fee 100USD, OWWA Contribution 25USD, PhilHealth Php 900.00) and then wait for the release of the POEA Exit Certificate!!!